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Title: It’s Not My Fault
Rating: G
Characters: Severus/Remus
Challenge: 19: ‘I got couched’
Word count: 100
Team: Snark

It wasn’t my fault.

Lupin should be blamed! He bought those stupid muggle contraptions and had the nerve to put them in our house. It took me hours and hours to hook up the “washing machine” to our magical hot water heaters and the “dryer” to “electricity”. And even after all that, I decided to be generous enough to do the first load.

How was I supposed to know that his cardigans were supposed to be dried under “low heat.”

So, now I have been wrongfully kicked out of the bedroom.

But really, who knew wool could shrink that small?

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Title: It’s Not My Fault II
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Severus/Remus
Challenge: 19: ‘I got couched’
Word count: 100
Team: Snark

I’ve told Severus over and over again to keep his potions in his lab.

There was never a problem before, but I knew there would be since Severus is so unorganized. He should be reprimanded for just leaving things around, unlabeled. And even after all this, I decided to have an intimate moment with him.

How was I supposed to know that the odd smelling bottle wasn’t lubricant?

And while he curses and searches frantically for an antidote, I find myself stuck on the couch for a week.

But really, who knew that his… private anatomy… could shrink that small?

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A/N: Haha! That was an AWESOME challenge. :-)

Title: Revenge is a bitch not very nice
Word Count: 100
Challenge: #16 'Incomplete'
Characters: Severus/Remus
Rating: PG

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"Fuck!"

"What is it now, Lupin?"

"Lost the last puzzle piece."

Severus looked over to see Lupin scrambling around underneath the kitchen table. The werewolf had been working on that puzzle for hours, and Snape knew how much he hated leaving things incomplete.

"You sure?"

"Yes! Bloody thing!"

Quietly removing the tiny piece of cardboard from his robes, Severus levitated it into place.

"You seem to be mistaken."

After standing up and glancing at the table, Lupin huffed, "Sometimes I really don't like you."

"Well, it's your own fault. You just had to go and finish my crossword didn't you?"

Title: Tastes
Word Count: (100)
Rating: R
Challenge: #13- 'Try It, You'll Like It'
Characters: Sev and Remy

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( Things got a little naughty, so LJ cut... )