Snape/Lupin Drabble Community

Title:Is it love?
Pairing: Severus/Remus pr-slash
Challenge: The things we do for love
Rating:G
Word Count:100

-"Severus, I'm going...

Please say something...

Oh, so now it's the silence treatment? You've screamed yourself raw and that's it?

Very well. Whatever you wish...

It's not like you'll miss our monthly get-togethers, where you constantly manage to humiliate me. Make me beg for the Wolfsbane. No, I understand... I'm your personal pet-project, your experimental proof. You need me to publish your results... And now, you're not even sure I'm coming back. Serves you well.

Severus?

What are you doing packing? What are you mumbling?"

-"I was saying, Lupin, that I'll be accompanying you. To rescue Black from the Veil."

Title: Christmas Kitchen
Word Count: (100)
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo
Challenge: You want me to put that where?
Characters: (Remus/Severus) and whomever else.
Authors Notes: Is that in or out of the challenge's boundaries?

-“Come on, Lupin, you spineless werewolf! Shove it in!”
-“Severus! You want me to put that where?”
-“What do you think? Pathetic excuse for a beast… You opened it wide enough already. But maybe I should spread them some more…” Severus pushed, tensing his muscles.
-“Sss… Severus,” Lupin whined, staring, repulsed, at the exposed flesh in front of him.
Severus blinked.
-“Fine!” Lupin snapped. Glaring, he shoved his hands in the viscous mixture, then thrust his trembling fingers into the hole in front of him.
Gasping, Remus’ eyes widened. “It’s soft!”
Severus smiled. “Was it so difficult stuffing the turkey?”

Title:The Daily Prophet Reveals The Truth!
Word Count: (100)
Rating:PG (?)
Challenge: Caught
Characters: (Remus/Severus) and whomever else.
Authors Notes: My first drabble...

A Death Eater Brought Him Down!
By Rita Skeeter
Yesterday night ended our worst fears. Rejoice! You-Know-Who is back to ashes… but not thanks to the Boy-Who-Lived.It is former Death Eater turned spy Severus Snape, also Hogwarts’ Potions Master, now martyr, who painstakingly crafted a potion exclusively binding the drinker’s life to the maker’s. Cunningly slipping Him the potion during the last Dark Revel, Severus Snape then Avada Kedavera-ed himself, finally destroying Him.
[...]
An unidentified corpse with a clawed chest was found at Malfoy Manor. It appears to have been a tortured and raped prisoner, caught a month ago.