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Title: Lengthening One's Liripipe
Challenge: riddikulus
Word Count: 150 (100 x 1.5)


"What's Riddikulus is the incantation. It's nothing more than a misspelling of 'ridiculous.'" Severus made a face at the Standard Book of Spells, Book 3. It was time to review the curriculum and order new texts, but certain things could not be changed.

"Agreed." Remus thumbed through the rest of the book. "At the same time, I think we can safely remove the spell to lengthen one's liripipe."

"Lengthen one's - " Severus summoned the textbook out of his hands. "That's in the appendix under 'Obsolete Spells.' Not relevant."

"The boys could use it to lengthen something else." Remus leaned over his shoulder and blew gently in his ear. "We can't have that, can we?"

"The boys? The spell may not work on - flesh." Severus shivered at the warm breath on his skin. "What are you doing?"

"Prolato," whispered Remus, and reached for the zip on his trousers.

Comments

[zephre.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha what a fantastic image. too funny. :)

[cordeliadelayne]

Nice. Could you try and keep it to 100 words though please. Thanks.

[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

:D