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Mar. 6th, 2008 07:21 amTitle: Teaching the Neighbor a Lesson
Challenge: photo
Word Count: 100
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Old besom. What is her problem now?"
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"I think she heard us, love. We were rather, uh, vocal in the shower just now."
"We were in the shower, which is not on the connecting wall. She shouldn't have heard us at all!"
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Enough is enough."
"Severus, what - "
"Doing what I should have done the first time she bothered us!"
"Severus, you're - "
"AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"What did you do to her?"
"I knocked on the door. She opened it and fainted."
"Severus, you aren't wearing a dressing gown!"
"Your point?"
Challenge: photo
Word Count: 100
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Old besom. What is her problem now?"
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"I think she heard us, love. We were rather, uh, vocal in the shower just now."
"We were in the shower, which is not on the connecting wall. She shouldn't have heard us at all!"
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Enough is enough."
"Severus, what - "
"Doing what I should have done the first time she bothered us!"
"Severus, you're - "
"AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"What did you do to her?"
"I knocked on the door. She opened it and fainted."
"Severus, you aren't wearing a dressing gown!"
"Your point?"
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Date: 2008-03-06 02:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-06 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-06 08:27 pm (UTC)Oh how I needed that (and what I'd give to be that neighbor *snigger*).
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Date: 2008-03-07 02:46 am (UTC)