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snupin100Title: Octopus?
Challenge: urban legends
Word Count: 100
Warning: mpreg involving animal impregnation.
"Have you been at the beach lately?"
"No."
"Well, that rules out octopi."
"Octo - what?"
"That legend about being impregnated by octopus - milt. One swallows it in the ocean and - "
"That's absurd!"
"So is you insisting that I got you up the duff!"
"We had sex - "
"Anal sex. That is not how babies are conceived."
"I know, but - Moony is female. Your animagus form is male. Last March was mating season, and we - "
"You - you can't - "
"That's why I wanted to see you, Severus. I'm having your litter."
Challenge: urban legends
Word Count: 100
Warning: mpreg involving animal impregnation.
"Have you been at the beach lately?"
"No."
"Well, that rules out octopi."
"Octo - what?"
"That legend about being impregnated by octopus - milt. One swallows it in the ocean and - "
"That's absurd!"
"So is you insisting that I got you up the duff!"
"We had sex - "
"Anal sex. That is not how babies are conceived."
"I know, but - Moony is female. Your animagus form is male. Last March was mating season, and we - "
"You - you can't - "
"That's why I wanted to see you, Severus. I'm having your litter."
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Date: 2007-10-19 04:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-22 10:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-19 07:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-19 08:25 pm (UTC)Oh my! Too funny!
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Date: 2007-10-20 05:26 pm (UTC)mating season~ and moony is female~ cool!
A very lovely one, can't wait to see Sev's litter XD
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Date: 2007-10-22 07:06 am (UTC)