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[ellid.livejournal.com]

Title: Cleaning for Relatives
Challenge: Cleaning
Word Count: 100


"Severus. Come to bed."

"The room has to be spotless. Your mother - "

"Is an unreconstructed hippie. She won't care if the lampshades aren't dusted."

"It's the principle of the thing. She needs to see that we don’t live in filth."

"She already knows."

"Besides, it's not your mother I'm worried about. It's my cousin."

"Esther? She seems perfectly pleasant. I don't see - "

"One could perform complex surgeries on her kitchen floor. She cast sterilization charms on the bath fixtures."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Oh."

"What are you doing?"

"Casting sanitus stercum on Moony's favorite patch of garden."

"Good."

Comments

[flammablehat.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha! i had to read it a couple of times, but only because i thought it was remus cleaning at first - not severus. loved the ending!

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Relatives are such a mixed blessing....

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Cuteness. :) Poor neurotic Severus. *slips him Dreamless Sleep Potion*

[ellid.livejournal.com]

*twitches in his sleep*

[dizilla.livejournal.com]

Heheh, nice.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[dwlikeebeinlost.livejournal.com]

Awwww... xD

Loved it!