B is for Black: Pissing Contest (S/S/R, PG)

[lore]

Title: Pissing Contest
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG for language
Challenge: Alphabet - B is for Black, Sirius
Characters: Remus/Severus/Sirius
Notes: Finally, a straight-up R/S/S drabble from a prompt by dungeons_master. That makes seven for the week, technically one a day, which was my goal! Huzzah!


"You're an insane git!"

"You're an inconsiderate ingrate!"

"Hey, I can hear you two from the street! What the hell is the matter?"

"I'm leaving, Lupin! I cannot be in a relationship with a man who refuses to abide by one simple request-"

"No, you can't go, I need you both too much! Sirius, what did you do?!"

Sirius mumbled.

"What?"

"I said, 'I left the toilet seat up'! The man pisses like a girl!"

"Better than missing the mark, like you do, mutt!"

Remus laughed until they both shut him up with kisses - on that much, they could agree.


love, lore

Comments

[iheartbowie.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* Only Severus would decide to have an arguement about THAT!

[lore]

Well, the man does sit down to pee, so he has a vested interest in keeping his bum dry! *grin*

love, lore

[(Anonymous)]

That's funny and sweet! It's karasu!

[lore]

Thank you! *HUGS*

love, lore

[dungeons-master.livejournal.com]

*is dead*
"I said, 'I left the toilet seat up'! The man pisses like a girl!"
*starts giggling again*
I would have had the same reaction Remus did, I love them so much when they bicker!
Thanks for answering my prompt, this made my day!

[lore]

You're welcome! It was fun - fastest one I wrote, as I was trying to make the deadline. *g* *hugs*

love, lore

[mandolin-1004.livejournal.com]

Teehee!

[lore]

*snicker* Thanks!!

love, lore

[kellanine.livejournal.com]

I am unsure how I missed this! But hee! Cute! At least they all have their priorities straight. Kissing trumps all.

[lore]

I was flying that night. ;) *HUGS* Thank you, love!

love, lore