A Matter of Miscommunication

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Title: A Matter of Miscommunication
Word Count: (100)
Rating: R
Challenge: #60: Kinks
Characters: Remus/Severus
Authors Notes: references to various sexual aides, but no graphic sex.

Remus boggled at the array of sex toys arranged on the table in neat rows - an assortment of dildos, restraints, lube, ticklers, and other things he couldn't even identify.

"I organized them by use," Severus said helpfully. "Anal devices here, bondage equipment here, and skin stimulators here. They're alphabetized as well."

"What on earth is it all for?" Remus blurted.

"You said you wanted to work out your kinks," Severus replied, frowning.

"I meant the kinks in my back after the transformation last night!"

"Oh." Severus appeared crestfallen. "Could we try them anyway?"

Remus eyed the leather cuffs. "Definitely."

Comments

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

Alphabetized! ha ha ha ha!

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

I would have included "color coded", but I didn't have room in the 100 word limit.

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee - fabulous. :D

And wow, you were quick posting!

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Yeah, I happened to refresh my flist soon after you posted the challenge, and the idea just hit me. :D

[innusiq.livejournal.com]

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! I think it might even be a kill two birds with one stone thing if they do everything right :) LOL! Oh, this was a good chuckle.

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Thanks very much! I'm glad you liked it. I'm sure some of those toys can pull double duty and help Remus with all his kinks. :D

[anoneknewmoose.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. That's...amazing.

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe! OMG that was great. So Sev. *g* Loved it. I needed a laugh. Thank you. :)

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it, and that it gave you a giggle. :)

[islandsmoke.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

A crestfallen Snape? Plotting, more like. Love it!

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. :)

[firefly-quill.livejournal.com]

*falls to the floor laughing*
Adorable :)

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. :)

[josanpq.livejournal.com]

Definitely!

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Remus is no fool. :D

[jynnxx.livejournal.com]

Severus is so thoughtful, Remus really is lucky y'know :D I completely belive Severus has his sex toys alphabetised, yup. Thoughtful and organised *g*

[scribbulus-ink.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes - I could see that all too easily. And Remus is definitely lucky. *G*

A Matter of Miscommunication

[rowanheart24.livejournal.com]

Hmmmn. . . I feel the need to rearrange that table. . . and maybe use a few toys on the boys. . .