snupin100 | Drabble and Drawble: Every Boy Deserves a Pony (Reply)

Title: Every Boy Deserves a Pony *(I almost named it Black Beauty...)
Word Count: 2 x 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: #279: photo
Characters: Remus/Severus and Sirius Black (no threesome!)
Beta:

opaljade (thanks bebe ♥ ) - you know the drill, folks: remaining mistakes are mine, and mine alone :)
Authors Notes: Set somewhere during the ends of PoA and OoTP. There was no way that I'd do this to dear Lupin, so there. I hope it's still within the rules.
I made this during my lunch break and post it right before a meeting – sure sign that I'll never grow up, no matter how old I get.
Also: My sincere apologies to Corb Lund – the album is great and truly doesn't deserve this.

“I can't believe you'd be stupid enough to bet with him”, Remus sighed.

Sirius Black flailed his arms. “It was a foolproof thing!” he exclaimed.

“Yeah, it proved that you are a fool”, Remus sighed. “Pray tell, what made you agree to those terms?”

“I dunno. I thought he wouldn't go through with it?” Black murmured, “I might have hoped he'd try and be a bit nicer now... - With the two of you... doing... things.” He looked panicky all of a sudden and screeched: “Things that I don't want to know about!”

~*~

“Alright, Black. I got the saddle, the harness and the riding crop. Are you ready?” Severus strode in.

Black scowled. Remus looked troubled.

“Oh, don't worry, Lupin. Those aren't ours. I wouldn't let him touch our equipment.”

Remus blushed. Black gagged. “Kill me now, Moony”, his voice dropped to barely more than a whisper, “Be a friend and kill. me. now.”

Remus sighed. “Severus, don't you think it's a bit cruel? You know, humiliating – even for your standards?”

Severus smirked. “It's going to be, because you are going to take a picture of it.”