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snupin100Title: Harry's "Memoirs"
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100
Warning: possible muted spoilers for DH
"I always knew he'd write about the War." Severus dropped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on the kitchen table. The sugar bowl jumped slightly at the impact. "And of course I'm an unhygienic bastard until the end. Just because it's been fictionalized doesn't give him the right to lie."
"It's a memoir. Ignore it." Remus opened the thick blue tome and began to read.
"Turn to page 658. Memoir, eh?"
Remus flipped to nearly the end of the book, blanched, and all but threw it across the room. "I - I never!"
"Still think it's a memoir?"
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100
Warning: possible muted spoilers for DH
"I always knew he'd write about the War." Severus dropped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on the kitchen table. The sugar bowl jumped slightly at the impact. "And of course I'm an unhygienic bastard until the end. Just because it's been fictionalized doesn't give him the right to lie."
"It's a memoir. Ignore it." Remus opened the thick blue tome and began to read.
"Turn to page 658. Memoir, eh?"
Remus flipped to nearly the end of the book, blanched, and all but threw it across the room. "I - I never!"
"Still think it's a memoir?"
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