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Title: No Sex Please, We're British
Challenge: France
Word Count: 100
Rating: R for suggestiveness



"Remus? What's this?"

Remus turned to see Severus staring at a bundle of postcards. "Vacation - oh."

"Is that all you can say?" Remus's younger self grinned, flexed his muscles, and winked lewdly at the camera. "And when were you planning to tell me that you modelled for - for - "

"Naughty French postcards?"

"Smut!" The postcards fountained upward with a faint whoosh. "You were that poor?"

"No!" Remus snatched up the most obscene one. "'Madame Colette's Novelties.' They were a joke!"

Severus stared. "Can you still do that?"

"Yes."

"Prove it!"

"Gladly," said Remus, and unzipped his trousers.