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Title: "Cookery for Dummies"
Challenges: first paragraph
snape100, cookery mishaps
snupin100
Word Count: 100
Cookery is not difficult. It is an exacting discipline, yes, but with proper training even the complete bungler should be able to produce an acceptable meal. Cookery for Dummies is intended to fill the gap between those who insist that food should be left to professionals and domestic scientists who teach such dubious arts as the perfect blanc mange whilst insisting that their students overboil their vegetables…
"What do you think?"
"I'd take out 'bungler.' It's rather insulting."
"Very well. 'Amateur' it is."
"I'd also change the title. Cookery for Dummies is even worse."
"Can't. It's part of a series."
Challenges: first paragraph
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Word Count: 100
Cookery is not difficult. It is an exacting discipline, yes, but with proper training even the complete bungler should be able to produce an acceptable meal. Cookery for Dummies is intended to fill the gap between those who insist that food should be left to professionals and domestic scientists who teach such dubious arts as the perfect blanc mange whilst insisting that their students overboil their vegetables…
"What do you think?"
"I'd take out 'bungler.' It's rather insulting."
"Very well. 'Amateur' it is."
"I'd also change the title. Cookery for Dummies is even worse."
"Can't. It's part of a series."