"Surprise" (Snupin, PG?)

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Title: Surprise
Words: 100
Pairing: Snupin
Challenge: Dialogue
Genre: Absurd


"Severus? Where--oh, dear."

"Get me down."

"You've been prying into Verity's Christmas gifts."

"Get. Me. Down."

"Honestly, Severus. I told you to leave them. You can't keep a secret from the child to save your life."

"I saw the trap and was concerned, so I checked. Now. If you don't get me down right this instant--"

"You'll what? Continue hanging up there in a pink mesh tutu? Is that glitter in your hair?"

"I wouldn't know; this is your bloody trap."

"I can let you down, but… the costume stays."

"Pervert."

"You're the one that set off the trap."

"Now is Good for Remembering" (Snupin, all ages)

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Title: Now is Good for Remembering
Pairing: Snupin
Words: 100
Challenge: Dialogue
A/N: Sorry for the spam, but they're such different tones they don't go together.

"Severus?"

"Lupin. Go away."

"No."

"I'm warning you only once. This is no time--"

"I don't agree. This is exactly time."

"Silen--"

"Expelliarmus. Severus. I'm no threat, and you shouldn’t be alone."

"You presume to know what I need? For reference, I am always alone."

"Not right now."

"Lupin, just go."

"I remember when my mother died, you know."

"I doubt our experiences are similar."

"Still, I would sit with you."

"Why?"

"So you don't have to sit alone."

"…Why?"

"Shh. Tomorrow is good for talking. Now is good for remembering."

"…The service felt worse than I expected."

"I know."