Challenge 19

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Challenge 19:

Either Remus or Severus forces the other to sleep on the couch. merely_anger suggested this over on grangersnape100 and it was very successful. I like this idea a lot.

I know I said I was going to do a poll for team names, but I fell in love with demon_of_rice's
Snark and Smirk so those are the team names. Choose one and include it in the header of your drabble to be counted. 10 points per drabble, and you get the satisfaction of winning.

Have fun and see you next week.

Snark = teh sex

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Title: It’s Not My Fault
Rating: G
Characters: Severus/Remus
Challenge: 19: ‘I got couched’
Word count: 100
Team: Snark

It wasn’t my fault.

Lupin should be blamed! He bought those stupid muggle contraptions and had the nerve to put them in our house. It took me hours and hours to hook up the “washing machine” to our magical hot water heaters and the “dryer” to “electricity”. And even after all that, I decided to be generous enough to do the first load.

How was I supposed to know that his cardigans were supposed to be dried under “low heat.”

So, now I have been wrongfully kicked out of the bedroom.

But really, who knew wool could shrink that small?

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Title: It’s Not My Fault II
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Severus/Remus
Challenge: 19: ‘I got couched’
Word count: 100
Team: Snark

I’ve told Severus over and over again to keep his potions in his lab.

There was never a problem before, but I knew there would be since Severus is so unorganized. He should be reprimanded for just leaving things around, unlabeled. And even after all this, I decided to have an intimate moment with him.

How was I supposed to know that the odd smelling bottle wasn’t lubricant?

And while he curses and searches frantically for an antidote, I find myself stuck on the couch for a week.

But really, who knew that his… private anatomy… could shrink that small?

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A/N: Haha! That was an AWESOME challenge. :-)