florahart: (stompy boots)
Sometimes You Get Marshmallows ([personal profile] florahart) wrote in [community profile] snupin1002006-07-20 12:40 am

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Title: Just Relax
Word Count: 100
Rating: G, unless you reckon they're naked.
Challenge: Bite
Characters: Remus/Severus

"Lupin, I do not say this lightly. This is the worst idea you've ever had for our holiday."

Remus opened one eye and lazily glanced over. "You have to relax, Severus. You're too tense."

"I am not tense."

"You're sitting up so straight I nearly expect a geometry teacher to arrive and use your spine as a lesson in perpendicular lines."

"Good posture is never wrong." Severus let his shoulders fall a fraction of an inch.

Remus shook his head, holding the pole casually. "They'll never bite. They can probably feel you glaring."

"I said it was a wretched idea."

[identity profile] velyrhorde.livejournal.com 2006-07-20 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
They were probably all on the bottom of the river sniggering! Fish snigger, they do!
fourth_rose: (Evil Snape)

[personal profile] fourth_rose 2006-07-20 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

I guess the fish are hiding under rocks or something and wait for the scary man to go away ;)

[identity profile] vimeslady.livejournal.com 2006-07-20 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So totally imagines the two of them out in a row boat, fishing. And totally naked. Well, you're the one that suggested it!
cordeliadelayne: (laughing jennifer by chocokingdom)

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne 2006-07-20 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, I don't know which was funnier - "G, unless you reckon they're naked." or "You're sitting up so straight I nearly expect a geometry teacher to arrive and use your spine as a lesson in perpendicular lines."

Lovely as always :D

[identity profile] islandsmoke.livejournal.com 2006-08-01 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Too funny! Great use of the prompt.