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snupin1002008-08-14 11:29 pm
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Why?
Title: Why?
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drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge 169: Astronomy Tower
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Remus leaned on the parapet thoughtfully for a moment. “Why do you suppose couples always come up here, Severus?”
“Really, Lupin, I should have thought that was obvious. Lovers have always gazed at the moon and stars, and the darkness cloaks their adolescent fumblings from view. Plus, the number of stairs is a deterrent to patrolling staff and prefects.”
Remus frowned. “Oh. So it’s not because it’s shaped like a gigantic prick, then?”
Severus smirked. “No, Lupin, it is only you who has gigantic pricks on the brain.”
Remus leered suggestively. “I can think of better places to put one.”
Author:
drachenminaWord Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge 169: Astronomy Tower
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Remus leaned on the parapet thoughtfully for a moment. “Why do you suppose couples always come up here, Severus?”
“Really, Lupin, I should have thought that was obvious. Lovers have always gazed at the moon and stars, and the darkness cloaks their adolescent fumblings from view. Plus, the number of stairs is a deterrent to patrolling staff and prefects.”
Remus frowned. “Oh. So it’s not because it’s shaped like a gigantic prick, then?”
Severus smirked. “No, Lupin, it is only you who has gigantic pricks on the brain.”
Remus leered suggestively. “I can think of better places to put one.”