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[ellid.livejournal.com]

Title: Harry's "Memoirs"
Challenge: Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100
Warning: possible muted spoilers for DH


"I always knew he'd write about the War." Severus dropped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on the kitchen table. The sugar bowl jumped slightly at the impact. "And of course I'm an unhygienic bastard until the end. Just because it's been fictionalized doesn't give him the right to lie."

"It's a memoir. Ignore it." Remus opened the thick blue tome and began to read.

"Turn to page 658. Memoir, eh?"

Remus flipped to nearly the end of the book, blanched, and all but threw it across the room. "I - I never!"

"Still think it's a memoir?"

Comments

[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I wasn't clear...basically, this is Harry writing the whole saga as one book and claiming it's his memoir. Page 658 is when he makes an outrageous claim about Remus, which provokes the reaction.

Sorry....

[ellid.livejournal.com]

The page numbers do not correspond because this is not the book that we Muggles have. It's completely made up.

Sorry to have been so unclear.

[dizilla.livejournal.com]

*lol*

[nimrod-9.livejournal.com]

hehe. I bet he wishes he had done "it" tho', it sounds deliciously naughty!!

[timetiger.livejournal.com]

I must say it's very nice to see the two of them being domestic together.

*cranes to see over Remus' shoulder*