snupin100 | B is for Black: Pissing Contest (S/S/R, PG)

Title: Pissing Contest
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG for language
Challenge: Alphabet - B is for Black, Sirius
Characters: Remus/Severus/Sirius
Notes: Finally, a straight-up R/S/S drabble from a prompt by

dungeons_master. That makes seven for the week, technically one a day, which was my goal! Huzzah!

"You're an insane git!"

"You're an inconsiderate ingrate!"

"Hey, I can hear you two from the street! What the hell is the matter?"

"I'm leaving, Lupin! I cannot be in a relationship with a man who refuses to abide by one simple request-"

"No, you can't go, I need you both too much! Sirius, what did you do?!"

Sirius mumbled.

"What?"

"I said, 'I left the toilet seat up'! The man pisses like a girl!"

"Better than missing the mark, like you do, mutt!"

Remus laughed until they both shut him up with kisses - on that much, they could agree.

love, lore

B is for Black: Pissing Contest (S/S/R, PG)

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