An Ill Wind

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Title: An Ill Wind
Author: alisanne
Rating: G
Challenge: # 89: Pets.
Word Count: 100
Characters: Remus/Severus/other
Warnings: None
Notes: Also written for my 100quills Severus table, prompt: Wind. *wg*
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


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An Ill Wind

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The attack was silent, deadly. Severus staggered to his feet, cupping a hand over his nose.

“Merlin, can’t you smell that?”

Remus looked up from his reading, unperturbed. “Relax, Severus. It wasn’t planned.”

Severus, eyes watering, was gasping for air. “It’s trying to kill us.”

Remus sighed. “It’s perfectly natural...”

“No, it’s perfectly toxic! What are you feeding it?”

Remus stroked their Kneazle’s fur. “Leftovers, as you suggested. That specialized diet was ‘too expensive’. Remember?”

Severus swept away muttering about toxic fumes.

Remus smiled. “I think Papa Sev will be managing your diet from now on,” he whispered with satisfaction.

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Comments

[tattooedsappho.livejournal.com]

^_^ that was awesome!

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thanks. :)

[bewarethesmirk.livejournal.com]

Cuteness. :-D I love this pet topic.

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yes, it's a fun prompt. Lots of possibilities. *g*
Thanks! :)

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee - sneaky Remus is adorable :D

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. That he is, and he knew that Severus had to be allowed to think it was all his idea to have the proper diet. *g*
Thank you! :)

[lychee1968.livejournal.com]

Oh, I feel Severus's pain. Seriously, like five minutes before reading this my dog gassed me. (sure, he looks all cute snuggled on the couch between us and then without warning... toxic attack!)

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Aww!*hugs* OMG, what a great icon!
Severus feels your pain, I think. *giggles* He may even have some suggestions. Heee.
Thanks!

[jynnxx.livejournal.com]

oh that was brilliant, love, rofl xxx

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe.
Do you see now why I was cackling so madly on IM when I got this bunny? *wg*
Thanks, luv! Heh.