Drabble and Drawble: Every Boy Deserves a Pony

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Title: Every Boy Deserves a Pony *(I almost named it Black Beauty...)
Word Count: 2 x 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: #279: photo
Characters: Remus/Severus and Sirius Black (no threesome!)
Beta: opaljade  (thanks bebe ♥ ) - you know the drill, folks: remaining mistakes are mine, and mine alone :)
Authors Notes: Set somewhere during the ends of PoA and OoTP. There was no way that I'd do this to dear Lupin, so there. I hope it's still within the rules.
I made this during my lunch break and post it right before a meeting – sure sign that I'll never grow up, no matter how old I get.
Also: My sincere apologies to Corb Lund – the album is great and truly doesn't deserve this.

 

 

 

“I can't believe you'd be stupid enough to bet with him”, Remus sighed.

Sirius Black flailed his arms. “It was a foolproof thing!” he exclaimed.

“Yeah, it proved that you are a fool”, Remus sighed. “Pray tell, what made you agree to those terms?”

“I dunno. I thought he wouldn't go through with it?” Black murmured, “I might have hoped he'd try and be a bit nicer now... - With the two of you... doing... things.” He looked panicky all of a sudden and screeched: “Things that I don't want to know about!”

 ~*~

“Alright, Black. I got the saddle, the harness and the riding crop. Are you ready?” Severus strode in.

Black scowled. Remus looked troubled.

“Oh, don't worry, Lupin. Those aren't ours. I wouldn't let him touch our equipment.”

Remus blushed. Black gagged. “Kill me now, Moony”, his voice dropped to barely more than a whisper, “Be a friend and kill. me. now.”

Remus sighed. “Severus, don't you think it's a bit cruel? You know, humiliating – even for your standards?”

Severus smirked. “It's going to be, because you are going to take a picture of it.”



                                    






ETA: Edited to include beta suggestions (next time I'll wait for her, k?)

Comments

[osmalic.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH GOD, I actually had to pause because I was LAUGHING OUT LOUD. Oh Sirius! Hahaha, I love that drabble, and the combined art is just...HAHAHA. I LOVE THIS. <3333 A++

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Aww! Thank you!
This comment just made my day so much brighter!!! *squishes*
♥

[etain-antrim.livejournal.com]

This is just what I needed today! Despite the fact that the drabble should have given me a clue, the drawing was a complete surprise -- and a fun one. Well done!

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

lol
Thank you!
I'm very happy if I succeed in adding something positive to one's day. (Like lovely comments add to mine ;) ... especially after meetings... *hates meetings*).

♥

[clairvoyant.livejournal.com]

OMG! So hilarious. I love it. The sheer embarrassment of Sirius and Remus, the evil joy Severus experiences from Sirius' humiliation. And the picture is priceless! I knew it was just a matter of time before you were lured to the dark side to write fanfic! You and your wit are fabulous!

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

*glomps*
Thank you so, so much! Your approval means a lot to me. ♥

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee hee! The drabbles and pic are totally amazing!

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[dizilla.livejournal.com]

omg brilliant, i love it!

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

[lore]

I am on the FLOOR! The drawable is the perfect, most wonderful payoff. *HUGS* Thank you so much for taking on the challenge!

love, lore

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I was a pleasure to participate. Such a tempting prompt! Totally worth the lack of lunch ;D
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[hogwartshoney.livejournal.com]

LMAO @ Padfoot's expression

Double LMAO @ Remus' blush/Sirius' gagging. Too funny!

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
I'm glad you like Padfoot's expression! Whenever I draw a sketch the figures tend to look like comic book characters at first – for once that worked in my favour I think.

[opaljade.livejournal.com]

What a creative take on the prompt! :D

Loved the drabble set and the art! The crumbled photo at the bottom really tickled my funny bone. What a subtle and clever way to let us know what happened next! LOL!

I really dig your sense of humour, pizza! (Er, may I call you pizza? ;D)

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

lol. You really crack me up with that.

Thanks so much for stopping bye and leaving a comment (on something that I made you beta for, no less!). ♥

And, um, I start doubting my choice of nickname... but yes, that's what I am generally called these days.

[bonfoi.livejournal.com]

*snickering gleefully* Oh, that's priceless! And inspired!

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

:D Thank you! I'm glad you like it. ♥

[carolinelamb.livejournal.com]

oh that was lovely!

*pets poor black beauty*

:D

[subversivepizza.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

hehe.(*black beauty growls outwardly, while he secretly appreciates being petted ;D*) And I'm sure he'll pretend that none of this ever happened :D
♥