ext_97293 ([identity profile] nimrod-9.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] snupin1002008-03-04 10:18 am

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Title: Three, Really?
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: #145 The Weasleys
Characters: Remus/Severus mentions of Bill Weasley
Warning: Unbeta’d
  
 
“You want to do what?”
 
“A threesome?”
 
“With a Weasley?”
 
“Yes, Bill.”
 
Severus averted his face. “Bored are we?”
 
Remus touched Severus cheek. “No. He approached me. He’d like to be with us.”
 
“Be with us? A euphemism I presume?”
 
“Yes, have sex.”
 
“With you and I both?”
 
Remus rolled his eyes. “That’s why it’s called a threesome.”
 
“I would be involved, not just watching then?”
 
Remus sighed. “He wants both of us.”
 
“Have you ever with…er…three?”
 
Blushing furiously Remus responded. “Yes. A long time ago.”
 
“Who?”
 
“Molly’s brothers.”
 
“So, you’ve been with a Weasley before.”
 
“Technically, they were Prewetts.”

[identity profile] islandsmoke.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
“Technically, they were Prewett’s.”

*falls over laughing*