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snupin100Title: Sample, Second-rate Slytherin
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Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Snupin100 Challenge: #131: Lust
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
AN: Sequels to Lust Spell and Remus’s Revenge
Sample
“Lupin. I am endeavouring to refine the wolfsbane potion, and I require a sample from you.”
“Certainly Severus. Just hand over the bottle – do you want me to pee in it, spit in it or bleed in it?”
“Ah, none of those. This time, I require a sample of your semen.”
“Semen?”
“Semen.”
…………………..
“Severus, I realise you’re the Potions Master, and I’m merely a temporary solution to the DADA problem, but I must confess, I can’t quite see how my semen sample can be used for research in its er, current location.”
Glare. “I forgot to bring a bottle.”
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Second-rate Slytherin
Remus was thinking feverishly. Hormonal fluctuations brought on by the phase of the moon? No, Severus probably knew more about the state of Remus’s hormones than he did. Accidental ingestion of a lust potion? No – Severus definitely knew more about potions than he did. Some arcane ritual involving ancient Sex Magicke – was there even such a thing as sex magic? It certainly wasn’t taught at Hogwarts.
Sod it, he thought. You’re a Gryffindor – stop thinking and acting like a second-rate Slytherin. He descended the eleven flights of stairs to the dungeons, and knocked on Snape’s door.
“Severus! Fancy a shag?”
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drachenminaWord Count: 100 x 2
Rating: PG
Snupin100 Challenge: #131: Lust
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
AN: Sequels to Lust Spell and Remus’s Revenge
Sample
“Lupin. I am endeavouring to refine the wolfsbane potion, and I require a sample from you.”
“Certainly Severus. Just hand over the bottle – do you want me to pee in it, spit in it or bleed in it?”
“Ah, none of those. This time, I require a sample of your semen.”
“Semen?”
“Semen.”
…………………..
“Severus, I realise you’re the Potions Master, and I’m merely a temporary solution to the DADA problem, but I must confess, I can’t quite see how my semen sample can be used for research in its er, current location.”
Glare. “I forgot to bring a bottle.”
………………………
Second-rate Slytherin
Remus was thinking feverishly. Hormonal fluctuations brought on by the phase of the moon? No, Severus probably knew more about the state of Remus’s hormones than he did. Accidental ingestion of a lust potion? No – Severus definitely knew more about potions than he did. Some arcane ritual involving ancient Sex Magicke – was there even such a thing as sex magic? It certainly wasn’t taught at Hogwarts.
Sod it, he thought. You’re a Gryffindor – stop thinking and acting like a second-rate Slytherin. He descended the eleven flights of stairs to the dungeons, and knocked on Snape’s door.
“Severus! Fancy a shag?”
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