ext_65994 ([identity profile] westernredcedar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] snupin1002007-10-13 11:46 pm

It All Depends

Title: It All Depends
Author: Cedar
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Kinky
Rated: PG-13
Summary: It all depends on who might be watching.
Warnings: silliness, wanting to be caught



“Someone might come in.”

“Yes, Severus, that is the point.”

Remus had Severus pressed against the banister. Dusty house-elf heads peered down at them in mute horror, half-blood and half-breed, half-naked in the hallway.

“What if it is Mundungus? Or Molly Weasley? Or Minerva?”

“What if it is?”

“I don’t find this…arousing.”

“How unfortunate. I do.”

“Obviously.”

“You can complain, Severus, or you can enjoy the speculation. Who knows? It could be Sirius who walks in.”

“What are you implying?”

“Nothing, just stating a possibility.”

“Lupin…”

“Hmm, you seem to be rapidly overcoming your…aversion to this.”

"No more talking."