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Title: Sex Education
Challenge: The Virgin's Lover
Word Count: 100
"The Virgin's Lover?" Remus stared at the lurid illustration of a screaming woman tied to a pillar. "What is this?"
Severus snorted. "I confiscated it from the Slytherin boys' dorm. Muggle pornography."
"Let's see. 'She cried "no no" as her lush melons quivered gently in my insistent hands. "Yes yes," I said as I parted her creamy thighs - ' " Remus flipped to another page. "'Pink nipples like pencil erasers'? They can't take this seriously!"
"Unfortunately, yes." Severus thought of all the girls who'd gone to Poppy in tears. "And you wonder why so many pureblood marriages fail."
Challenge: The Virgin's Lover
Word Count: 100
"The Virgin's Lover?" Remus stared at the lurid illustration of a screaming woman tied to a pillar. "What is this?"
Severus snorted. "I confiscated it from the Slytherin boys' dorm. Muggle pornography."
"Let's see. 'She cried "no no" as her lush melons quivered gently in my insistent hands. "Yes yes," I said as I parted her creamy thighs - ' " Remus flipped to another page. "'Pink nipples like pencil erasers'? They can't take this seriously!"
"Unfortunately, yes." Severus thought of all the girls who'd gone to Poppy in tears. "And you wonder why so many pureblood marriages fail."